Mobile Funny SMS

Mobile Funny SMS


Mobile Funny SMS

Shadi me Ek admi bohot Der Tak Khana Khata raha..

Kisi ne Pucha: Kab Tak Khana Khaoge?

Aadmi – O Yara, Main to Khud Thak Gaya

hu Magar Card pe Likha Tha

ki DINNER 9 se 11 baje tak.


Duniya ka sabse khatarnak janwar hiran hai.
kyunki, usne satyug me shriram aur kalyag me
salmaan ka jeena haraam kar diya.


Shukar Kar Pagli MainTere Alawa
Kisi Aur Ladki Ki Taraf Nahi
Dekhta, Varna Pata Nahi
Is Baad$hah Ke Har
Gali Me Kitne Tajmahal Hote.


M0ney Can Buy A H0u$e N0t H0me A
Bed But N0t $leep, Medicine But
N0t Health, M0ney I$ Dirty It
0nly Causes Pain & $uffering
$end Me All Ur M0ney & Be Happy!


Aaj maine apni girlfrined ki ph0t0 par c0mment kiya “Cuttiee”
Gf ne mujhe call karke 100 galliya di,
Maine pucha aakhir maine kya kiya hai.
Girlfriend – Tune “kutie” kyun b0la.
kasam $e yaar r0na aa gaya.


Ek rich lady traffic signal par apni car roki.
aur usse ek bhikhari dikha.
Usne Bhikhari k0 gaur se dekha aur b0li,
Tumhara chehra mujhe janna pehchana lag raha hai,
kya maine tumhe pehle bhi kahi dekha hai?
Bhikari direct b0la – Memsaab hum faceb00k par friend hai.


Indian player$ ne ICC se anur0dh kiya ki,
$emifinal match din me rakha jaye,
Kyun ki raat k0 westindies ke players dikhayi nahi dete.


Aadmi – Sir meri patni lapata h0 gayi hai.
P0stman – ye P0st 0ffice hai, P0lice $tation nahi.
Aadmi – 0HH $orry! $ala khushi ke mare kaha jau $amajh nahi aa raha hai.


Mobile Funny SMS

Aadhar card ka office band tha.
Card banane ke liye lambi line lagi hui thi,
EK aadmi baar baar line me aagey jane ke koshish kar raha tha.
Log baar baar use piche pakad kar kich dete,
Usne char panch baar koshish ki.
Phir harkar bola,
Lage raho line me salo,
aaj office hi nahi kholunga.


Ladki $ath H0 T0 Re$taurant Ka Bill

Ladki Dur H0 T0 Mobile Ka Bill
Aur
Ladki Hame$ha Ke Liye Hi Dur H0 Jaye T0
Daru Ka Bill

I$liye Na Laga0 Dil, Na Aayega Bill.


Unlimited Bezjati….
Garmi me bus stop par 25-30 log
bus ka wait kar rahe the.
Ek bhikari aaya aur sabse
1 -1 rs lekar aato me baith gaya.


Ek bhikari – 0 $undari, Andha hu,
D0 rupaya de de…..
Husband $aid 2 hi$ wife – De De,
Tujhe $undari b0la hai bhikari ne,
t0 har haal me andha hai ye…


EK l0ver apne hath $e knife $e apni
gf ka naam apne hath pe likhta hai.
Kuch der baad w0 j0r $e r0ne lagta hai.
Kyun?
.
.
.
.
Dard h0 raha hai?
Nahi.
phir?
$pelling mistake…


Three reasons 2 give exams…
1 – Y0u can $pend three h0urs in $elf meditiation.
2 – Y0u can complete ur $leep.
3 – Y0u can $ee ur teachers being b0red wh0 usually b0re y0u…


Hu$band – Cricket ka channel laga0.

Wife – N@hi.
.
.
.
Hu$band – Dekh lunga.
Wife – Kya dekh0ge?
.
.
.
.
.
Husband – Yahi channel j0 tum dekh rahi h0…


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