Funniest Text Messages

Funniest Text Messages


Funniest Text Messages

Pr0fess0r – When w0uld be India’$ Bigge$t C0nfu$i0n Day?

$tudent – $ir! When Raksha Bandhan c0me 0n 14th Feb!


$weetest pr0p0$al by a KG class b0y 2 a $eni0r KG girl..
B0y – Kya tu mujhse $hadi kalegi?
GIRL – Nai!
B0y – Kalle na plz!
GIRL – Nai kal00ngi!
B0y – Kalle na didi plz!


CHAAR KAam Kar0,
1. F0ne K0 $witch 0f Kar0.
2. Battery Kh0l0
3. $im Card Nikal0
4. Ab F0ne K0 R0ad Pe De Mar0
Jab K0i sms Hi Nahi Karna T0
F0ne Ki Kya Jarurat Hai Aapk0!


Beta Apne PAPA Ke $amne
Cigarette Pi Raha Tha,
L0g0 Ne Kaha Tum Apne PAPA
Ke $amne Cigarette Pi Rahe H0 $haram Nahi Aati?
Beta – $haram Kaisi, W0 Mera PAPA
Hai K0i Petr0l Pump Nahi !


B0y – What d0 y0u think, h0w d0 I play Guitar?
Girl – I wi$h y0u were 0n T.V.
B0y – I am $0 happy 2 hear that, Am I that G00d?
Girl – Umm… N0t really; if y0u were 0n T.V.
I can at lea$t $witch it 0ff.


Ki$i Ka accident dekhne par
expre$$i0n$ U.S – 00h my g0d !
Pak – ya allah ! Afri- 0 la la !
Au$trilia – G0t a hit . . .
Indian – Aaya majja aur chala le tejjj……..


Khuda kare ki$i k0 m0habbat me judai na mile !
kabhi bhi ki$i k0 i$hq me bevafayi na mile!
Aur
j0 meri is p0st k0 padh kar bhi $HARE aur LIKE na kare
u$ k0 thand me kabhi rajayi na mile!


Exam$ r like Girl friend$
– 2 many questi0n$
– Difficult 2 under$tand
– M0re explanation i$ needed
– Re$ult i$ alway$ fail!


Funniest Text Messages

Pappu Engli$h $ikhne Angrej

Ke Pa$$ Gaya…
D0 Mahine Ke Baad Wapi$ Aaya
T0 U$$e Angrej Ka
Call Aaya !
Pappu – Wh0 I$ $peaking?
Angrej – Kamine Hum
B0lat Hai Jacks0nva.


Yaar Railway me j0b nikli hai.
Tell me if y0u are intre$ted.
Pay i$ 8oooo per m0nth
Train ki headlight$ kharab hai.
candle le ke agay bhagna hai.


Circuit – 0ye $h0rt Circuit Ye

Light Bulb Par APNE Papa Ka Naam Kyun
Likh Raha Hai?
$h0rt Circuit – Apun Apne Papa Ka
Naam R0shan Kar Rehla Hai.


Pappu Ne APNE fRIEND Se Kaha, $abse

Bada Challenge Kya Hai?
fRIEND Replied – Answer $heet
K0 Khali Ch0d D0 Aur Last Me
Likh Dena, Paa$ Karke Dikha.


Bekaar H0te Hai W0 L0g J0 Apni
GF K0 Mi$$ KArte Hai,
Are Mi$$ Karna Hai T0 Machar
K0 Mi$$ Kar0, J0 Apni Jaan
Pe Khelkar Apk0 Ki$$ Karte Hai.


Girlfriend aur B0yfriend Ke
Ek Hi $ch00l Me $ath Padhne
$e Kya Faida H0ta Hai?
$0ch0.. Aur $0ch0..
Answer – Attendence 1oo% H0ta Hai.


Tuti0n $ir – Abe Gadhe,
H0mew0rk Kyun Nahi Kiya.
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.
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New Age $tudent – Tameej $e
Baat Kar $ale, Cust0mer $e
K0i Ai$e Baat Karta Hai Kya?


Agar Dunia k0 kuch kar Dikhana hai,
T0 $un meri baat
Hathi ke upar ulta khada h0 kar Ph0t0 khichva,
Ab Ph0t0 k0 ulta karke dunia wal0 k0 dikha.


D0ctor ek patient ke piche bhaag raha tha.
Ek aadmi ne pucha kya hua?
D0ctor – Are yaar 4 baar aisa hua hai sala,
Brain ka 0peration karvane aata hai aur
free me 0peration karwake bhaag jata hai….


Friend – Yaar priya ne mujhe I L0VE Y0U
text kar diya hai kya karu?
$ec0nd Friend – yaar $abse pehle $creen$h0t le,
ek print0ut bhi le le,
Ladkiya kya pata kab mukar jaye,
kyun ki yahi sms tumhe uske khadus bhai aur
khadu$ baap $e bachayega na….


Patient 2 Nur$e – I L0VE Y0U $weetheart!
Tumne t0 mera dil hi chura liya hai….
Nur$e – Chal jhute, maine t0 $irf
tumhari kidney churayi hai….


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